Wise or Otherwise

礼拜一坐在办公室直犯困，决定写点儿好玩儿的提提神。话说那天David为了新女朋友召集一个board game night, 我们玩得是“Wise or Otherwise”,就是大家跟着前半句谚语续后半句，然后坐庄的把所有的答案（正确的在内）念出来大家选，选对的和被别人选中的都加分。大家基本上狂笑了一整晚，下面是我们的部分答案。猜猜看哪个是正确的，哪个是Mootisse的狗尾续貂？，
1. There is an African old saying that the nose does not know …
a) because the nostrils face downward
b) the color of the sky
c) the directing it’s pointing to
d) the flavor of the salt

2. There is a Spanish old saying that if every fool carried a stick, …
a) then every church would have been full
b) then the forest would be gone
c) then firewood would be scarce
d) then there would be fewer trees

3. There is a French old saying that the chicken that has pretty plumage
a) isn’t the chick that lays eggs
b) is still not the peacock
c) does not live long
d) does not sit the corner
e) lays fewer eggs.

4. There is a Russian old saying that the cat that eats the candle
a) catches fewer mice
b) should sit in the dark
c) has lights in its eyes
d) does not has the sweetest breath

5. There is a Nigerian old saying that even if the tree snake is long,
a) it still can’t pretend to be a branch
b) it still can’t swallow a giraffe
c) it still can’t kill an elephant
d) it still can’t sleep on two antlers

6. There is an old West African saying that a blacksmith has no need of
a) axe
b) a boat to cross river
c) health insurance
d) a square horseshoe
e) a plow